The anarcho-capitalist movement is breaking up – the state is building a game called How To Build Roads. It not only settles this most important question about WHO builds the roads, but also adds a brand-new gamification element.

The spokesperson for the game development team, Joseph Bidenal explains: "I like sniffing young girls' hair."

While the spokesperson for Ancap Ltd. was caught clearly off guard: "I don't know what to say. We clearly had it in a bag, and then this happens."

The game development fees are reaching $100 million at this stage, with the publishing date moved three times to further improve on the road-building dynamics. Stay tuned for more updates on the How To Build Roads game on their MySpace page.